imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

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methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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1 day ago - 169,922 notes - mattressblowoutsale

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

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hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males

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2 days ago - 139,930 notes - annabellehector

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ANY COST"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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2 days ago - 168,891 notes - neptunain

17 Celebrities Who Have The Right Idea About Feminism

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3 days ago - 56,211 notes - sublimecinema
#preach

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3 days ago - 18,435 notes - uhmeliamay